Fiscal Cliff Is Not Important… Sarcastically Speaking

*Reading this post, you agree that you understand the meaning of ‘sarcastic’.

This drama with the fiscal cliff, of course, is not Obama’s doing. A Nobel Prize winner would never hold the country ransom to a political agenda. Obama is a man you can TRUST. You can sleep, sound and safe, knowing that your kids will never inherit any sort of problems.

Adding to it, it’s great to see that Speaker Boehner can lead his party very well and that Harry Reid has such great temperament and common sense in these dark hours. Harry Reid is a very open-minded man, who entertains and listens and very willing to work with the Republicans. He has no problem with the word compromise as he understands the meaning of that word very well. I mean, it’s no wonder that things under Harry Reid have not been unicorns and rainbows. What a jewel of man.

Right about this time, the lawmakers who are so trustworthy have no doubt to realize how great this fiscal cliff thing is. They make our Founding Fathers so proud to see two sides who love working together so much for common good, for their LOVE of the United States of America. Coming together in these dark hours to fulfill their obligations to the American people who they TRULY care more than anything in the world.

Thing is, we all can relax now because truly, basing from how our trusted lawmakers’ attitude about the fiscal cliff, this is not their top priority. They remind us that there are other important things that are considered to top priorities. And we should be proud they are doing such a great job on it. Priorities such as vacations, holiday sales, New Year’s resolutions to get skinny and uber-sexy like Michelle Obama, libraries in Hawaii or frugal meals with George Soros and Warren Buffett.

You know what the American people really need and want? Is for Joe Biden to get new hair plugs. American people also want Nancy Pelosi to have some downtime to work her relationships with various suspicious Middle Eastern donors. They have not had any face time as of late. And let’s face it, we all miss her. Don’t you?

By the way, contrary to popular conjecture, Biden does not suffer from brain damage, that’s just jolly day drinking. And hell, he has earned it. I mean, it’s not like he has a real job anymore. There goes a raise that’s truly well-deserved!

And how about Valerie Jarret, doesn’t she miss home, Iran?

Also, it’s good to know that Hillary Clinton is reliving Groundhog Day. We also have learned about a breakthrough discovery that vacations can cure concussion.

Obama has done such a stellar job with the economy that the Greeks have invited him to go to Greece and show them the light at the end of the tunnel. He should be able to help them, and also apologize about our principles to more Middle Eastern countries. Not to mention his views on gun control. Clearly, whatever gun laws they have in Chicago is working so great that kids and people are so safe in school. You can trust the government to protect and serve the American people the way they take care of the economy. We are such in a pretty good shape, can’t you see? Obama’s gun law will be embraced by killers and murderers that they will surely follow the law no matter what. Be hopeful that those murderers will follow the laws. Trust Obama. He thinks they will.

American people will be very eager to give out their hard-earned money to Obama so they can have millions worth of vacations. In fact, $4 Million is considered cheap. What about they double the worth?

See, these are the things that really matter more than the fiscal cliff… NOT!